insert-phenomenal-url-here:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

image

HOW THE FUCK IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

(via dougdimmadumb)

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

(via bite-meee)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via bite-meee)

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

(via captainscarletts)

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(via akkinnat)

jailor:

i dont deserve this IM PRETTY

(via jgavaris)

orgyporgy:

Like when women hate men it’s frustrating at worst, maybe it hurts someone’s feelings, but when men hate women they are shamed, abused, patronized, demeaned, objectified, raped, and murdered, ya feel me, so even if I WAS a raging misandrist like worst case scenario I’d be a bummer at parties, meanwhile a girl somewhere literally can’t leave her house because it’s dark outside.

(via bite-meee)

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

(via bite-meee)

psychospacenun:

sometimes i look at myself in the mirror and i’m like why does it look like i haven’t slept all semester? and then i remember that it’s because i haven’t slept all semester

(via bite-meee)

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

(via bite-meee)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via saintslucia)



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