Anonymous said: Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

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 - when a motherfucker touches you

schmoyoho:

hard not to reblog audio from The Room

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ethelreds:

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.   

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unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

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barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

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 - When you hear a noise come from your closet in the middle of the night

harrystylesdildo:

When you hear a noise come from your closet in the middle of the night

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starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

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0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

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thorinbaggins:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

I ain’t watching this bullshit.

thorinbaggins:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

I ain’t watching this bullshit.

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